February 2012
9 posts
everyone at my school: i have straight a's i play every sport you've ever heard of and probably at least four that you haven't i have a great boyfriend/girlfriend i love him/her so much my family is amazing we spend all of our free time together i mean the time that i'm not spending reading to homeless blind people or walking dogs with only three legs i do all of my homework on time and all of my teachers love me my life is so good i'm so popular and happy
me: ..i have a blog
January 2012
5 posts
November 2011
58 posts
Out of 10 people in this world who know you: - 6 will like you - 3 will not know what to think (about you), and - 1 will hate you NO MATTER WHAT you do (or not do).
The attitude then should be, to: - Thank God for the 6 - Work on the 3, and - Bless the 1 (who curses you).
“Faith comes by hearing and hearing by the word of God. Fancy comes by seeing...”
When I was a kid... →
wowfunniestposts:
I pretended that tic-tacs were pills/drugs.
Or that wafer sticks were cigarettes…
Gatorade was vodka/alcohol….
Or that grape juice was red wine…
I was just that badass.
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